Listen to the automated attendant you get when you call a Honey Baked Ham store.
I may be just a consumer and not a marketing genius, but I’m thinking Option #1 should be:
“If you’d like to buy a damn ham, press 1″
In your zeal to tell your customers everything you can do for them and be everything they expect, don’t forget to sell the ham!
About Gerard McLean
Hello. This will almost always be a boring space. You can best learn about who I am by reading my blog posts more in depth.
If you have a more burning desire to know more about me, you should first see a doctor. Or at least read my story. It will tell you all you need to know to make wild assumptions of me that are probably not true.
